First day of term.
I come back from five hours worth of back-to-back lectures and seminars and it was 4pm, and absolutely chucking it down with rain.
In the encroaching darkness I see around thirty guys lying face down on the main campus plaza ground. As I got closer, I noticed there were a few of these guys being made to get up, run across the plaza in the wind and rain, and do twenty pushups. Ordering them were three guys in costume. One had a suit, bow-tie and top hat; another in a yellow jumpsuit. The third was a guy in a trenchcoat and cane with facial makeup making him look like the Heath Ledger Joker. The three of them would then start yelling at the people lying down, telling them that they're "scum" and "don't deserve to be in this club". "YOU'RE NOBODY, DO YOU HEAR ME?"
Last thing I noticed, the guys either lying down or running & doing pushups were either wearing nothing but their underwear with shoes, or lingerie, or in stockings, or dressed as babies. One even had bondage gear on.
Whatever this really was, it sure beats regular detention in schools.